FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: (of interest to editors covering: Tax/Accounting/CPA, Entertainment, Calif. Business) Comic Tax Relief Team Releases Tax Deductions for the Rich and Famous SAN DIEGO, Calif., April 8, 2009 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) -- Taking a break from the piles of tax returns in their San Diego headquarters, tax pros at USA Tax Coach, part of AccountOnIt, LLP, released their annual list of celebrity tax deductions. If you're scrambling for last minute tax deductions, why not look to the celebs this tax season to see what they might deduct for some ideas? A-Rod's "Bole" Injections - First he said he didn't, now he says he really doesn't know what the "Bole" injections did for him and he doubts they enhanced his performance. At least A-Rod can deduct the cost of this performance enhancing drug from the Dominican Republic as an expense "necessary" for keeping up with the ever increasing size of Major League Baseball's biceps. Rihanna's Series of New Phone Numbers - Everything necessary to keep herself away from her "bruiser" of a boyfriend. Since looking good is essential to Rihanna's paycheck, she can deduct the cost of starting over as an employee business expense. Kevin Bacon's Investment Losses - Kevin lost about 4 degrees of separation when Bernie "Madoff" with his nest egg. Good thing he can deduct theft losses on his Schedule A! Conan O'Brien's Moving Expenses - He uprooted and moved all the way to L.A. to take over The Tonight Show. Conan can deduct all 6 of his moving truck expenses (and that's just for his hair products!) Miley Cyrus Lawsuit Expenses - A year of controversies have left this jet setting 16 year old with racy photos and a defamation suit. Miley can deduct the costs of defending herself through one of her glitter nail polish manufacturing businesses. Brett Favre's 30th Retirement Party - Even though he hasn't announced his return THIS YEAR, Brett can still deduct the cost of each and every one of his "retirement" parties. Cheers! American Idol's Job Search Expense - Maybe they thought the cost of a head hunter was cheaper than supplying Paula's muscle relaxers, but the owners of American Idol can certainly deduct the cost of finding her replacement! Octomom's exemption birthathon - Babies, babies and more babies...when she will stop no one knows. But this former "entertainer" is accumulating personal exemptions like there is no tomorrow. The next challenge for the Octomom is salvaging what is left of her celebrity status. This Angelina wannabe can count on $52,500 in exemption deductions and $14,000 in child tax credits! Wonder if it will be enough to cover all those pampers? Madonna stealing children - Who says Malawain babies aren't cute. Madonna can't resist even if the child still has a family. Yep all those legal battles are deductible as image expenses. And she thought last year's courses in acquiring an English accent saved her taxes!!! Matthew McConaughey's lifetime supply of sun block - If you think it's all shirtless ecstasy for Mr. McConaughey...think again. Even passing your time stuck in the teenage years can be expensive. Have no fear the gallons or thousands of dollars in sun screen per year will equate to a healthy tax write-off as necessary for looking good for all his fans! If you have a good tax pro to maximize your deductions, you don't have to pull a "Wesley Snipes" and flee the country to pay very little tax - legally! About Dominique Molina Dominique Molina is a licensed CPA and tax strategist. She is an experienced real estate investor and specializes in tax strategies for investors and business owners - helping them keep more of what they earn! She is managing partner of AccountOnIt, LLP with offices in San Diego, California. 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