{"id":116147,"date":"2005-02-02T12:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T17:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/website-releases-top-10-romantic-lines-from-new-english-students-celebrates-lighter-side-of-learning-a-language\/"},"modified":"2005-02-02T12:04:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-02T17:04:00","slug":"website-releases-top-10-romantic-lines-from-new-english-students-celebrates-lighter-side-of-learning-a-language","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/website-releases-top-10-romantic-lines-from-new-english-students-celebrates-lighter-side-of-learning-a-language\/","title":{"rendered":"Website Releases Top 10 Romantic Lines From New English Students, Celebrates Lighter Side of Learning a Language"},"content":{"rendered":"

NEWS SOURCE: InnocentEnglish.com<\/strong><\/p>\n

DENVER, CO \/Send2Press Newswire\/ — InnocentEnglish.com, a new website dedicated to collecting and sharing humorous English mistakes, announces the release of its first annual “Top 10 Most Romantic Lines From New English Language Students” for Valentine’s Day.<\/p>\n

“Any of us learning a new language is going to make a lot of mistakes, and a few are going to be funny enough to pass around,” said Bryant Oden, creator of the site and author of the new book “Never Lick a Gift Horse in the Mouth: And 400 Other Innocent Mistakes From New English Language Students.” “We thought in honor of Valentine’s Day we would \u2018pass around’ this very romantic top 10 list.”<\/p>\n

The list follows:<\/b><\/p>\n

Top 10 Most Romantic Lines From New English Language Students:<\/i> <\/p>\n

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\t10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.<\/p>\n

\t 9. He had such a worm heart.<\/p>\n

\t 8. We were two sheeps passing in the night.<\/p>\n

\t 7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.<\/p>\n

\t 6. My dentist makes me blush twice a day.<\/p>\n

\t 5. I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting.<\/p>\n

\t 4. I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!<\/p>\n

\t 3. The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.<\/p>\n

\t 2. He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.<\/p>\n

\t 1. I think she is really glad she got marinated.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Other innocent mistakes on the website include: <\/i><\/p>\n

\tRecipes: Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.<\/p>\n

\tHealth: It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.<\/p>\n

\tSports: It was so exciting to watch! The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.<\/p>\n

\tPolitics: The President got off the plane and gave a big kiss to the first ladder.<\/p>\n

\tGrammar: Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence?<\/p>\n

\tMusic: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation.<\/p>\n

\tFood: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!<\/p>\n

\tParents: My bed has three blankets and a large guilt my parents gave me.<\/p>\n

\tWeather: Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful about that. Once a car starts lusting, there’s no way to stop it!<\/p>\n

\tTravel: You can’t sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That’s what most of my friends do when they visit. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“The website and the book are really just a celebration of the lighter side of learning language,” Oden said. “I still remember when I went on a college mission trip to an orphanage in Mexico, and I enthusiastically greeted each of the children with \u2018Buenos Dios! Buenos Dios!’ After some puzzled looks and a lot of laughter, a friend explained that I wasn’t saying \u2018Good day.’ I was running around to each of these kids shouting \u2018Good God! Good God!’ The laughter of that moment really broke the ice with the children, and I guess it left a strong impression on me. Since then, I’ve had an appreciation for the way innocent language mistakes can bring smiles and laughter, and just maybe make someone’s day a little brighter.”<\/p>\n

Oden, who is from Colorado, currently attends the University of Alberta, where he is pursuing a Masters degree in Education. The new book, “Never Lick a Gift Horse in the Mouth: And 400 Other Innocent Mistakes From New English Language Students” (ISBN: 1-932738-13-4, Western Reflections Publishing, $10) is available through most bookstores, amazon.com, and through the website, www.Innocentenglish.com<\/a><\/p>\n

News issued by: InnocentEnglish.com<\/p>\n

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Original Story ID: (81) :: 2005-02-0202-001<\/small><\/p>\n

Original Keywords: Valentine, Valentine’s Day, English, funny. funny mistakes, book, ESL, books, Bryant Oden, innocentenglish.com, InnocentEnglish, innocent, ISBN 1-932738-13-4 InnocentEnglish.com <\/small><\/p>\n

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