{"id":116789,"date":"2005-11-14T12:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-14T17:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/humorous-english-mistakes-website-releases-top-ten-funniest-bush-blunders-of-all-time\/"},"modified":"2005-11-14T12:31:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-14T17:31:00","slug":"humorous-english-mistakes-website-releases-top-ten-funniest-bush-blunders-of-all-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/humorous-english-mistakes-website-releases-top-ten-funniest-bush-blunders-of-all-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Humorous English Mistakes Website Releases Top Ten Funniest Bush Blunders of all Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"s2pred\"><strong>NEWS SOURCE: InnocentEnglish.com<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>DENVER, CO (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) &#8212; InnocentEnglish.com, a website dedicated to collecting humorous English mistakes from around the world, is kicking off its new &#8220;Weekly Top Ten List&#8221; feature by releasing &#8220;The Top Ten Funniest Bush Blunders of All Time (so far&#8230;).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/mediaboom\/1105-innengl_72dpi.jpg\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"20\" alt=\"(c) Send2Press\">&#8220;Every President has strengths and weaknesses, and eloquent oratory isn&#8217;t often considered to be one of the strengths of President George W. Bush&#8221; said Bryant Oden, creator of InnocentEnglish.com. &#8220;So, the challenge in this case was narrowing the list down to ten. Fortunately, some of the ones that didn&#8217;t make this list will have a chance to appear in a few weeks, in the Top Ten Bushisms of 2005.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> The list follows:<\/p>\n<p> <b>The Top Ten Funniest Bush Blunders of All Time:<\/b> <\/p>\n<blockquote><p> \t1. &#8220;I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.&#8221; &#8211;Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001<\/p>\n<p> \t2. &#8220;Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB&#8211;GYNs aren&#8217;t able to practice their love with women all across this country.&#8221; &#8211;Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 <\/p>\n<p> \t3. &#8220;Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.&#8221; &#8211;Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 <\/p>\n<p> \t4. &#8220;There&#8217;s no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world&#8217;s worst weapons.&#8221; &#8211;South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002.<\/p>\n<p> \t5. &#8220;There&#8217;s an old&#8230;saying in Tennessee&#8230;I know it&#8217;s in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once&#8230;(3 second pause)&#8230; Shame on&#8230;(4 second pause)&#8230;Shame on you&#8230;.(6 second pause)&#8230;Fool me&#8230;Can&#8217;t get fooled again.&#8221; &#8211;Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002. <\/p>\n<p> \t6. &#8220;See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don&#8217;t attack each other. Free nations don&#8217;t develop weapons of mass destruction.&#8221; &#8211;Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003 <\/p>\n<p> \t7. &#8220;The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the &#8212;- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.&#8221; &#8211;Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003.<\/p>\n<p> \t8 &#8220;I&#8217;m looking forward to a good night&#8217;s sleep on the soil of a friend.&#8221; &#8211;on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005 <\/p>\n<p> \t9. &#8220;Wow! Brazil is big.&#8221; after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005<\/p>\n<p> \t10. A tie between: <br \/> \t&#8220;Rarely is the question asked, &#8216;Is our children learning&#8217;?&#8221;<br \/> \t&#8211;Florence, S.C. Jan 11 2000<br \/> \t&#8220;The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.&#8221; &#8211;Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 20004 <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> Future weekly top ten lists include &#8220;The Top Ten Bushisms of 2005&#8221;, &#8220;The Top Ten Funniest Movie Captions&#8221;, &#8220;The Top Ten Funniest Love Song Translations&#8221; and &#8220;The Top Ten Funniest Courtroom Bloopers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Oden has been collecting humorous English mistakes for several years. &#8220;I think it all started when I went on a college work trip to an orphanage in Mexico. When we arrived, I enthusiastically greeted each of the children with &#8216;Buenos Dios! Buenos Dios!&#8217; After some puzzled looks and a lot of laughter, a friend explained that I wasn&#8217;t saying &#8216;Good day.&#8217; I was running around shouting &#8216;Good God! Good God!&#8217; The laughter of that moment really broke the ice with the children, and I guess it left a strong impression on me. Since then, I&#8217;ve had an appreciation for the way innocent language mistakes can help to spread a little laughter. Although, I have to admit, in the case of this particular top ten list, it&#8217;s hard to know whether to laugh or cry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Oden, from Colorado, currently attends the University of Alberta, where he is completing a Masters degree in Education. He recently compiled the pocket&#8211;sized humor book, &#8220;Never Lick a Gift Horse in the Mouth: And 400 Other Innocent Mistakes from New English Language Students.&#8221; The book, published by Western Reflections Publishing, is available through amazon.com and through the website, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.Innocentenglish.com\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">www.Innocentenglish.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>News issued by: InnocentEnglish.com<\/p>\n<p> # # # <\/p>\n<p><small>Original Story ID:  (1005) :: 2005-11-1114-002<\/small><\/p>\n<p><small>Original Keywords: InnocentEnglish, top ten Bush mistakes, George W Bush, humour, entertainment, website, Bryant Oden, Top Ten Funniest Bush Blunders of All Time, speech, faux pas, guffaws InnocentEnglish.com   <\/small><\/p>\n<p class=\"s2pred\"><strong>NEWS SOURCE: InnocentEnglish.com<\/strong> | Published: 2005-11-14 12:31:00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DENVER, CO &#8211; Nov. 14 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) &#8212; InnocentEnglish.com, a website dedicated to collecting humorous English mistakes from around the world, is kicking off its new &#8216;Weekly Top Ten List&#8217; feature by releasing &#8216;The Top Ten Funniest Bush Blunders of All Time (so far&#8230;).&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9780,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"singles-wide.php","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19937],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-press-releases-archive","has-post-title","has-post-date","no-post-category","no-post-tag","no-post-comment","has-post-author"],"acf":[],"views":561,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9780"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}