{"id":47859,"date":"2019-05-10T07:00:18","date_gmt":"2019-05-10T11:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/?p=47859"},"modified":"2019-05-09T21:46:03","modified_gmt":"2019-05-10T01:46:03","slug":"new-book-total-sht-donald-trump-skewers-the-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/new-book-total-sht-donald-trump-skewers-the-president\/","title":{"rendered":"New Book &#8216;Total Sh*t Donald Trump&#8217; Skewers the President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON, D.C., May 10, 2019 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) &#8212; Author Paul Orwell\u2019s new book \u201cTotal Sh*t Donald Trump\u201d (ISBN: 978-1733807302; ppb; Oceania Press) released today on Amazon, Barnes &amp; Noble, Apple and many other platforms, makes the case that the president is, in a sense, &#8220;the physical embodiment of our nation&#8217;s collective excrement&#8221; and that \u201cwe citizens have a duty to flush it, not just shovel it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/images\/19-0510-total-sh-t-book-696x522.jpg\" alt=\"Book - Total Sh*t Donald Trump\" width=\"696\" height=\"522\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-47858\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/images\/19-0510-total-sh-t-book-696x522.jpg 696w, https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/images\/19-0510-total-sh-t-book-696x522-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 696px) 100vw, 696px\" \/><br \/>\nWhile Orwell acknowledges that Trump is consistently inconsistent unlike any other President before him, he asserts that Trump is a conscious, committed and unapologetic turd.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The book contains numerous pithy author insights, including:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Hundreds of phrases of Trumpspeak in a &#8220;sh*ttery&#8221; at the back of the book.\u00a0\u201cTrumpspeak\u201d is POTUS 45&#8217;s version of Newspeak from namesake George Orwell&#8217;s book \u201c1984.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Reasons why many Americans think the President\u2019s sh*t doesn&#8217;t stink. Not a matter of olfactory glands but a matter of mental avoidance, delusion and the collective suspension of disbelief.<\/li>\n<li>Advice to all Americans as to how to help evacuate Trump from the American body. A simple step remedy is described, which would make a timely and effective laxative for the U.S.A.<\/li>\n<li>(and much more, uncensored!)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u201cThe general public is not as comfortable as Don is in the land of lying, litigation, exaggeration and misinformation, which gave Trump great advantage through the election,\u201d says author Paul Orwell. \u201cBut in November 2020 the electorate will have a chance to get toilet plungers out and give politicians their quadrennial cleaning at the ballot box.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Land of the Free:<\/strong><br \/>\n\u201cTotal Sh*t Donald Trump\u201d is published by Oceania Press today as a free eBook at <a href=\"https:\/\/pr.bookfunnel.com\/gqcknk\">https:\/\/pr.bookfunnel.com\/gqcknk<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Available in Print:<\/strong><br \/>\nThe book is available for purchase for $5.95 in paperback from major booksellers; and available in Kindle and print at Amazon at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B07QMSX3WD\">https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B07QMSX3WD<\/a>. It contains 82 pages.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>About the Author:<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Paul Orwell is the author of \u201cTotal Sh*t: Donald Trump,\u201d a satirical essay about our president that uses \u201csh*t\u201d as a metaphor to describe Trump, and the book \u201cSAD! Donald &#8216;Biff&#8217; Trump Is President,\u201d which catalogs the striking similarities between Donald Trump and the bully Biff Tannen from \u201cBack to the Future II.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Orwell is a businessman and writer living in Washington, D.C. who believes that Dirty Don is soiling America and that regular Republicans and Democrats have much more in common than Big Media wants them to believe. He fervently hopes that once the \u201cTrumpster fire\u201d has been extinguished, America can heal again.<\/p>\n<p>Learn more at: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulorwell.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.paulorwell.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Follow Paul on social media at:<br \/>\nTwitter \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/paulorwell1\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/paulorwell1<\/a><br \/>\nFacebook \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/paul.orwell.56\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/paul.orwell.56<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Special book supporter launch account on Twitter: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TrumpTruffles\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/TrumpTruffles<\/a><\/p>\n<p>*PHOTO link for media: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.Send2Press.com\/300dpi\/19-0510s2p-totalshtrump-300dpi.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.Send2Press.com\/300dpi\/19-0510s2p-totalshtrump-300dpi.jpg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Media Only Contact:<br \/>\nJulia Smith<br \/>\nOceania Press<br \/>\npress@paulorwell.com<br \/>\n202-922-3100<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON, D.C., May 10, 2019 (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) &#8212; Author Paul Orwell&#8217;s new book &#8220;Total Sh*t Donald Trump&#8221; (ISBN: 978-1733807302; ppb; Oceania Press) released today on Amazon, Barnes &#038; Noble, Apple and many other platforms, makes the case that the president is, in a sense, &#8220;the physical embodiment of our nation&#8217;s collective excrement&#8221; and that &#8220;we citizens have a duty to flush it, not just shovel it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7556,"featured_media":47858,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[66,1,37,587,389,559,228],"tags":[11274,49],"class_list":["post-47859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-books-publishing-news","category-business-news","category-entertainment-news","category-offbeat-news","category-pop-culture-news","category-products-news","category-washington-dc-news","tag-author-paul-orwell","tag-donald-trump","has-post-title","has-post-date","no-post-category","no-post-tag","no-post-comment","has-post-author"],"acf":[],"views":5933,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7556"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47859\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/47858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.send2press.com\/wire\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}