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Student Author Hopes New Book Will 'Spread a Little Laughter'
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DENVER, CO - November 30, 2004 /Send2Press Newswire/ -- "Never Lick a Gift Horse in the Mouth! And 400 Other Innocent Mistakes From New English Language Students" (ISBN 1-932738-13-4), a collection of English mistakes compiled by Bryant Oden and published by Western Reflections Publishing, is being released December 1st.
A Student's Christmas Card: May you be full of it this peaceful holiday season!
Food: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!
Health: It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.
Music: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation.
Parents: My bed has three blankets and a large guilt my parents gave me.
The Police Station: The police were attacked by a large group of angry mops.
Politics: The President got off the plane and gave a big kiss to the first ladder.
Romance - The Beginning: I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.
Romance - The End: We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.
Sports: The cheerleaders threw up high into the air!
Traveling: You can't sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That's what most of my friends do when they visit.
Weddings: The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.
More excerpts can be found on the website, http://www.InnocentEnglish.com
Oden, who is from Colorado, has spent more than 3,000 hours tutoring international students in Conversational English. He currently attends the University of Alberta where he is pursuing a Master's degree in Education.
When asked how the book came about, he said, "Any of us trying to learn a new language will make a lot of mistakes, and some of them are going to be pretty entertaining. Whenever one of my students said something funny, I would always jot it down. One night I printed up my collection, and my roommates couldn't stop laughing. They wanted copies to give their friends, and that's how it started. It's been a lot of fun putting it all together and getting it published. I just hope it spreads a little laughter, which I think we could all use a little more of these days."
"Never Lick a Gift Horse in the Mouth!..." (ISBN 1-932738-13-4) is available through bookstores December 1st.
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Bryant Oden, Author
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